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Title: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 17, 2010, 09:34:05 AM
Paper.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 18, 2010, 01:17:02 PM
Oh, is this some kind of game then? Shall I say Scissors, and then the next person rock? That will end up circular, so I'll say:

Shredder


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 18, 2010, 10:57:51 PM
Overloaded


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 20, 2010, 12:36:13 PM
I would have said "ninja turtles!"

Anyway

Repaired


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 20, 2010, 09:38:17 PM
EMP


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 21, 2010, 08:02:00 AM
Middle ages


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 21, 2010, 12:19:43 PM
Black Plague


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 21, 2010, 02:46:40 PM
Fire


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 21, 2010, 04:18:51 PM
Firemen


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 21, 2010, 04:21:14 PM
Budget commitee stalemate


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 21, 2010, 05:17:35 PM
Cave man with club.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 21, 2010, 10:33:03 PM
Evolution!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 21, 2010, 10:54:04 PM
Fundamentalism!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 22, 2010, 04:11:38 AM
Awesomeism!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 22, 2010, 11:16:38 AM
The most interesting man in the world


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 22, 2010, 11:25:56 AM
Dos Equis Beer!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 22, 2010, 03:34:34 PM
Vinegar


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 22, 2010, 04:35:11 PM
Cooking


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 22, 2010, 06:27:12 PM
PETA


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 22, 2010, 07:55:14 PM
B-12 deficiency.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 23, 2010, 08:41:29 AM
Whale bacon


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 23, 2010, 11:36:36 AM
Bob Barker


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 23, 2010, 12:13:17 PM
The price is right (the other bob barker)


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 23, 2010, 01:53:35 PM
Drew carrey?

Anyway

career taking a dump.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 23, 2010, 01:54:48 PM
Men in Black 2


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 23, 2010, 02:00:10 PM
Men in black 3????

What terrible idea


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 23, 2010, 02:18:30 PM
Correct counter to men in black 2 is either bad acting, bad writing, bad directing, or box office fail


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 23, 2010, 02:25:35 PM
What about

should of been stright to DVD release?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 23, 2010, 03:35:22 PM
Plastic shortage


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 23, 2010, 03:49:24 PM
"Green" materials


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 23, 2010, 04:18:04 PM
Locusts.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 23, 2010, 06:58:36 PM
Pesticides


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 24, 2010, 10:52:17 AM
fire


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 24, 2010, 11:02:58 AM
the vacuum of space


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 24, 2010, 12:21:45 PM
Nebulae


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 24, 2010, 01:01:49 PM
ZERG!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 25, 2010, 03:50:52 PM
Hmm. I suppose if your massing infestors, the zerg could suck up a nebula to provide the gas...

Ok,
Dark Templar


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on December 26, 2010, 02:01:26 AM
Orks.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 26, 2010, 10:09:56 AM
I'm gonna pretend you said Mekboy with bionic eye, cuz orks don't counter dark templar.

So, Rust.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 26, 2010, 03:23:02 PM
Galvanization


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 26, 2010, 05:48:58 PM
Acid rain


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 26, 2010, 06:26:07 PM
Basic rain!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 26, 2010, 10:04:57 PM
greenhouse gasses


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 26, 2010, 10:55:23 PM
Global warming is a lie.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 26, 2010, 11:56:50 PM
But...How do you counter greenhouse gases?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on December 27, 2010, 08:14:59 PM
a giant icecube in the ocean


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 27, 2010, 08:33:51 PM
LAVA RAIN!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 28, 2010, 12:24:00 AM
Outrunning it in a Jeep


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 28, 2010, 03:08:42 AM
Jarassic Park


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 28, 2010, 11:56:21 AM
Science


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 28, 2010, 02:51:17 PM
Terran


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 28, 2010, 03:20:12 PM
Vespene Gas


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 28, 2010, 03:22:30 PM
Nuclear launch detected.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 28, 2010, 05:00:33 PM
Killing the ghost spotter.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 28, 2010, 08:32:05 PM
Getting over Scraft I mean come on.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 28, 2010, 09:48:47 PM
...I don't follow.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 28, 2010, 09:52:06 PM
My counter to all the Scraft references was "getting over Scraft." The rest was just facetiousness.

Anyway, if you don't like that one, then "Destroying detectors."


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 28, 2010, 11:08:44 PM
LURKERS!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 28, 2010, 11:27:52 PM
You can't counter destroying detectors with lurkers... they are detected.

And the proper counter to a starcraft reference is to change the subject. For example "killing the ghost" can be countered with "murder charges." Then you are no longer playing starcraft.

Anyway, to continue the chain since it was broken, I counter "Getting over starcraft" with "starcraft 2"


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 29, 2010, 08:07:31 AM
Took 15 years to add a "2" on the end


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 29, 2010, 01:51:57 PM
Dawn of war!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 29, 2010, 02:25:47 PM
Janeva convention


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 29, 2010, 02:40:36 PM
Spelling


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on December 29, 2010, 03:17:54 PM
illiteracy


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 29, 2010, 04:15:03 PM
The printing press


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on December 30, 2010, 08:03:29 AM
The internets


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on December 30, 2010, 08:27:00 AM
Sun EMP


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on December 31, 2010, 01:54:40 PM
Stellar physics


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on January 01, 2011, 06:22:19 PM
chuck norris roundhouse kick


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 01, 2011, 06:43:23 PM
Bruce Lee jab punch.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 04, 2011, 09:14:42 AM
Death


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 04, 2011, 09:19:18 AM
Bad plot


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 04, 2011, 10:42:58 AM
Brazil


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on January 04, 2011, 12:05:17 PM
Hitler


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 04, 2011, 12:15:04 PM
Spring time for hitler


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 04, 2011, 04:17:15 PM
what?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 05, 2011, 02:18:16 AM
The producers anyone?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 05, 2011, 12:16:23 PM
Don't worry Nick, I know what you're referencing.

In response to "What," I proffer:

"Answers"


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 05, 2011, 12:31:21 PM
Dark ages' religious persecution of scientific advancement


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 05, 2011, 12:52:01 PM
Spanish inqusition


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 05, 2011, 02:07:54 PM
Thats not a counter, its a simile


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 09, 2011, 02:07:17 PM
I counter simile with objectivism.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 10, 2011, 12:05:54 AM
RATIONALISM


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 10, 2011, 01:01:01 AM
Irrational numbers


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 10, 2011, 03:42:54 AM
5 6 7 8 10 Jack STRIGHT!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on January 11, 2011, 12:04:44 PM
Proper spelling and counting.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 11, 2011, 12:33:58 PM
Public education.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 11, 2011, 04:14:37 PM
School vouchers


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 11, 2011, 05:28:45 PM
Government in debt


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 11, 2011, 05:33:53 PM
Immigration


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 11, 2011, 05:41:16 PM
Random, well hidden tiger pits along the border.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 11, 2011, 11:28:48 PM
GLADIATOR!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 11, 2011, 11:40:29 PM
Mouthy hotel concierge.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 12, 2011, 09:52:35 AM
Punching faces


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on January 12, 2011, 01:00:27 PM
Goalie masks.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 12, 2011, 01:04:30 PM
Unmasking


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 12, 2011, 01:21:08 PM
Monofillament blades that deploy to destroy whatever removes the mask.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 12, 2011, 01:23:12 PM
Insufficient technology.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 12, 2011, 02:47:25 PM
Time Travel


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 12, 2011, 02:53:04 PM
Paradoxes.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 12, 2011, 03:02:52 PM
Multiple timelines.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 12, 2011, 03:11:50 PM
Collapsing timelines!

Has this game become trapped in a TIME LOOP?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 12, 2011, 03:39:35 PM
Q Continuum


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 12, 2011, 03:44:58 PM
Ignorance. I know I have it on whatever the Q Continuum is.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 12, 2011, 04:12:13 PM
Doesn't stop Q from doing whatever he likes in the timestream


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 12, 2011, 04:24:27 PM
Ok, looked it up. Star Trek. I thought you were talking about some kind of serious science stuff.

I counter your Star Trek thing with:

Franchise reboot!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 12, 2011, 11:54:46 PM
Star Wars>Star Trek

IRRELEVANT


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 13, 2011, 12:09:15 AM
Counter franchise reboot with bad re-writing.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 13, 2011, 09:08:37 AM
Terrible mmo


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 13, 2011, 10:07:42 AM
good rts


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 13, 2011, 10:21:00 AM
Console gaming


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 13, 2011, 10:22:54 AM
console commands


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 13, 2011, 10:24:54 AM
Game crash


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 13, 2011, 11:22:46 AM
Playing outside.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on January 13, 2011, 12:50:07 PM
The Sun.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 13, 2011, 03:14:08 PM
Sunscreen/sunglasses


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 13, 2011, 04:51:47 PM
Microwave lasers

Melts right through spf 3000


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 13, 2011, 07:17:27 PM
Lead


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 13, 2011, 08:36:56 PM
Microwave lasers melt lead,


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 14, 2011, 07:29:42 AM
Aren't those just called Masers?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 14, 2011, 09:31:37 AM
Maser Laser Bobaser.



But seriously. To counter Masers: Popcorn.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 14, 2011, 04:41:19 PM
I counter popcorn sir with black people at a horror movie.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 14, 2011, 05:18:37 PM
Mosquito nets placed while the theater was dark.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 16, 2011, 12:40:22 PM
Agent Orange


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 16, 2011, 01:20:52 PM
An apple a day


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 17, 2011, 09:19:41 AM
Worm infestation


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 17, 2011, 06:57:38 PM
terminix


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 17, 2011, 09:12:26 PM
Million bug march


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 18, 2011, 12:10:08 AM
Army ants eat all of the bugs.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on January 18, 2011, 12:18:17 AM
giant magnifying glass


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on January 18, 2011, 02:22:36 PM
A Rock.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 18, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
water erosion


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 18, 2011, 04:38:24 PM
drought


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 18, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
Aqueducts


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 18, 2011, 11:14:34 PM
Does a bear shit in water?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 18, 2011, 11:32:07 PM
Do questions have no place in counters?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 19, 2011, 06:06:16 AM
Answers?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 19, 2011, 09:32:06 AM
Language barrier


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 19, 2011, 11:19:20 AM
Babel fish


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 19, 2011, 02:03:11 PM
Old Testament


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 19, 2011, 02:55:28 PM
The Jesus


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 20, 2011, 10:05:52 AM
The Dude.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 20, 2011, 10:18:19 AM
Dude ranch


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 20, 2011, 11:21:57 AM
Rustlers


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 20, 2011, 12:32:46 PM
Posse


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 21, 2011, 12:56:53 PM
Texas Ranger


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 22, 2011, 07:49:14 PM
Rooster Cogburn


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 22, 2011, 08:54:23 PM
Little girls


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on January 23, 2011, 03:42:10 AM
pedobear


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 23, 2011, 05:08:14 PM
Federal prison


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 23, 2011, 07:26:25 PM
The System


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 23, 2011, 07:30:54 PM
Fighting the system!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 23, 2011, 11:42:06 PM
The man (when he comes around)


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 24, 2011, 08:10:57 AM
assassin


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 24, 2011, 09:47:03 AM
Immortal Cyborg Bearatroopers


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 24, 2011, 10:02:43 AM
Axe Cop


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 24, 2011, 03:05:50 PM
Axe doughnut


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 24, 2011, 03:11:27 PM
Roach infestation


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 24, 2011, 03:11:56 PM
DEA


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 24, 2011, 03:21:29 PM
Mexican cartels


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 24, 2011, 06:51:41 PM
A big Knife


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 24, 2011, 07:16:14 PM
Eaten by a rust monster.

straight from the D&D Monster manual! What now?!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 24, 2011, 09:30:28 PM
BUM


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 24, 2011, 09:35:34 PM
ART


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 24, 2011, 10:06:16 PM
Suppression of free expression.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on January 25, 2011, 10:58:02 AM
Dumb Hippies.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 25, 2011, 12:31:40 PM
Free drugs!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 25, 2011, 12:44:32 PM
Black market economics.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 25, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
Libertarian government and economics nullifying the black market.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 25, 2011, 01:01:04 PM
Obamanation


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 25, 2011, 01:18:59 PM
2010 Midterm Election


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on January 26, 2011, 01:28:00 AM
corporate politics


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 26, 2011, 05:21:13 AM
Corporate boycots


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on January 26, 2011, 11:55:22 AM
Revolution.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 26, 2011, 12:37:08 PM
Constitution


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 26, 2011, 01:15:33 PM
Secession


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 26, 2011, 01:16:23 PM
Lincoln


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 26, 2011, 01:17:30 PM
Person with three names counters all presidents.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 26, 2011, 01:24:09 PM
Mary Tyler Moore?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 26, 2011, 01:35:24 PM
Mary Tyler Moore could be a presidential assassin.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 26, 2011, 01:36:23 PM
Well then, I counter with show cancellation


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 26, 2011, 01:45:27 PM
Radio waves reaching alien worlds centuries after cancelation.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 26, 2011, 01:47:17 PM
trash TV destroying alien culture.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 26, 2011, 03:54:22 PM
Signal scrambling restricting access to trash TV


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 26, 2011, 03:55:49 PM
On demand viewing


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 26, 2011, 04:11:08 PM
Poverty


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 26, 2011, 04:14:19 PM
the war on poverty

Oh wait, that hasn't done anything ever.

Industry


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 26, 2011, 07:39:08 PM
Russia


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 26, 2011, 09:11:08 PM
Russia counters itself and creates. . .

Logic black hole!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 27, 2011, 06:32:43 AM
Game Over!






Countinue?
     10


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 27, 2011, 09:03:17 AM
Pile of quarters


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 27, 2011, 09:32:33 AM
Broken coin slot.

9


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 27, 2011, 09:38:32 AM
Buying the game for console.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 27, 2011, 11:17:05 AM
Xmas time robbed on way to car


8


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 27, 2011, 12:32:36 PM
Concealed handgun permit, motherfucker. The game is mine!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 27, 2011, 12:36:22 PM
You live in California

7


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 27, 2011, 12:44:14 PM
No I don't!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 27, 2011, 01:25:01 PM
NCR owns you. Every where is California!

6


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 27, 2011, 01:26:25 PM
NCR doesn't have a problem with guns!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 27, 2011, 07:53:16 PM
Bulletproof vest

5


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 27, 2011, 09:53:56 PM
AP rounds

6


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 28, 2011, 12:00:58 AM
TANK!

5!!!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 28, 2011, 08:26:23 AM
NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST

10


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 28, 2011, 09:29:37 AM
Hardened Circuitry


3


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 28, 2011, 09:51:52 AM
x1000 = 3000


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 28, 2011, 09:52:52 AM
Therefore, x = 3

2


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 28, 2011, 10:08:35 AM
1


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 28, 2011, 11:37:16 AM
1 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER!!!!!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 31, 2011, 11:53:35 AM
Game Over


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 31, 2011, 11:57:23 AM
Is this the end, then?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 31, 2011, 02:40:12 PM
This is the dawning of the age of aquarius.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 31, 2011, 02:52:03 PM
"When the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars...."


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 31, 2011, 06:25:48 PM
I blow up the seventh house.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on January 31, 2011, 08:30:42 PM
Last I checked there is no end Eternity.  It makes a big circle.

  o o o
o        o
o        o
o        o
  o o o

IRRELLEVANT


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 31, 2011, 09:00:32 PM
I can't tell you how many times I wiped the sixth house from Morrowind. Actually I think I only ever finished the main quest like 3 or 4 times in that game.

IRRELEVANT


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 31, 2011, 10:00:08 PM
I blow up the seventh house.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 31, 2011, 10:20:02 PM
Bombproof construction


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on January 31, 2011, 10:25:37 PM
Sappers


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on January 31, 2011, 10:29:32 PM
Flying fortress


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 01, 2011, 10:39:15 AM
Jack cut down that bean stalk


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: WickedlyLance on February 01, 2011, 12:04:39 PM
Falling Bean Stalk killed dozens of villagers, 4 cows, and 2 ducks.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 01, 2011, 01:01:37 PM
Class action lawsuit!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 01, 2011, 03:15:52 PM
The glove does not fit.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 01, 2011, 03:20:14 PM
That was a criminal case. Class action is civil. Your counter fails.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 01, 2011, 04:57:56 PM
youre out of order, the other guy is out of order, the whole legal system is out of order.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 01, 2011, 05:13:47 PM
Order!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 01, 2011, 06:12:04 PM
My counter doesn't care about learnins.

And chaos theory. Because everything is out of order, as it should be.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 01, 2011, 08:08:32 PM
Split Personality.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 02, 2011, 01:07:52 PM
Electroshock therapy


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 02, 2011, 02:54:53 PM
Power outage


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 02, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Spark Man!!!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 02, 2011, 03:26:52 PM
Mega Man


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 02, 2011, 07:22:38 PM
Power Man


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 02, 2011, 11:22:14 PM
GUTS MAN!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 03, 2011, 08:48:20 AM
Demons, or whatever it was that happened at the end of Berserk.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 03, 2011, 09:46:14 AM
Watching your gf get raped by demons.

Yeah that manga is still going.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 03, 2011, 09:49:02 AM
I don't think that counters demons... I think that makes demons stronger.

I counter demons with THE DAEMONHAMMER


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 03, 2011, 10:44:50 AM
THE UNSTOPABLE FORCE!!!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 03, 2011, 11:12:54 AM
Immovable Object!

Works in exalted


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 03, 2011, 12:30:59 PM
Paradox


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 03, 2011, 06:34:03 PM
Orthodoxy


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 03, 2011, 10:50:38 PM
Reformation


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 04, 2011, 06:56:48 AM
Miscomunicating


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 04, 2011, 09:57:54 AM
HF Radio


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 04, 2011, 12:22:35 PM
Interference


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 04, 2011, 01:56:09 PM
Hardline


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 04, 2011, 02:27:46 PM
lol AIM BOT


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 04, 2011, 02:32:59 PM
LOL reported


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 04, 2011, 02:53:12 PM
Apathy


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 04, 2011, 02:55:46 PM
Cattle prod


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 04, 2011, 03:05:06 PM
dead batteries


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 04, 2011, 03:15:00 PM
RAGING BULL


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 04, 2011, 03:17:42 PM
Matador


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 04, 2011, 04:12:33 PM
Misstep...


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 04, 2011, 04:52:42 PM
Fred Astaire


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 04, 2011, 04:55:41 PM
Time


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 04, 2011, 05:08:01 PM
Hawking-hole


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 04, 2011, 05:19:00 PM
Carl Sagan sings!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 06, 2011, 01:43:30 PM
earplugs


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 06, 2011, 06:27:21 PM
ear infection


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 07, 2011, 10:22:25 AM
Hydrogen Peroxide


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 07, 2011, 11:33:51 PM
Mislabeled chemicals


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 08, 2011, 06:17:34 AM
Volcanic secret lair


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 08, 2011, 09:18:52 AM
One inept guard.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 08, 2011, 09:34:12 AM
Secret escape passageway


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 08, 2011, 09:39:47 AM
dead end


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 08, 2011, 10:04:22 AM
Sportsmanship?


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 08, 2011, 07:43:08 PM
What?

River to the thunder cliffs.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 08, 2011, 08:54:49 PM
Moorwyn!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 08, 2011, 11:12:20 PM
Fire in the sky


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 09, 2011, 09:06:43 AM
Rainstorm


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 09, 2011, 09:21:29 AM
Mars weather station


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 09, 2011, 09:37:07 AM
Total Recall


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 09, 2011, 02:30:56 PM
reading a book


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 09, 2011, 02:52:48 PM
Making the book into the movie Total Recall


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 10, 2011, 11:50:27 AM
Electrical failure, go outside bitch


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 10, 2011, 12:39:55 PM
Going outside in total recall makes you die! WATCH THE MOVIE, MAN!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 10, 2011, 07:52:19 PM
Space suit


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 14, 2011, 01:48:43 AM
meteor shower


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 14, 2011, 02:20:20 AM
Bruce Willis


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 14, 2011, 05:25:02 AM
Armagheddon I saw that movie he died being badass.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 14, 2011, 09:18:21 AM
Ben Affleck not being a badass


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 14, 2011, 02:48:06 PM
More like Ben Stupid


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 14, 2011, 02:52:59 PM
More like you need to post on the quests!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 14, 2011, 03:06:24 PM
FAIL COUNTERS ARE FAIL!



Counter quests with recurring villain.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 14, 2011, 03:37:22 PM
Inevitable defeat at the end of each story arc


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 15, 2011, 12:58:04 AM
incredibly weak open endings


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 15, 2011, 08:59:53 AM
premature show cancellation resulting in a feature film to close out the story (cough serenity cough)


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 15, 2011, 09:41:22 AM
Main story arc completion resulting in a feature film to close out the story. *cough* Farscape *cough*


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 15, 2011, 09:51:47 AM
cough medicine


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 15, 2011, 03:27:24 PM
prohibition


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 15, 2011, 04:09:01 PM
moonshiners


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 15, 2011, 04:15:12 PM
Blindness.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 15, 2011, 04:50:44 PM
jedi powers


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 15, 2011, 05:09:04 PM
Hutt


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 15, 2011, 05:37:46 PM
Chains


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 15, 2011, 10:37:00 PM
Woman.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 15, 2011, 10:45:20 PM
pregnancy


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 16, 2011, 09:42:25 AM
alien abduction


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 16, 2011, 09:53:39 AM
computer virus nuclear missile x2 combo attack!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 16, 2011, 02:31:27 PM
Missile system counter-virus combo breaker!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 16, 2011, 03:20:02 PM
Overly complicated button combination to use that special move


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 16, 2011, 04:01:22 PM
Third-party programmable macro controller


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 16, 2011, 04:02:19 PM
Proprietary format


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 16, 2011, 04:09:36 PM
Console hacking


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 16, 2011, 04:13:30 PM
trendy hipsters willing to pay extra for a worse machine


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 16, 2011, 08:43:57 PM
EB Games before Gamestop bought them all


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 16, 2011, 11:35:19 PM
Pirated games


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 17, 2011, 12:52:09 AM
Steam


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 17, 2011, 09:00:12 AM
Internal Combustion


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 17, 2011, 09:50:47 AM
Cold Fusion


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 17, 2011, 09:58:34 AM
Hasn't been invented yet


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 17, 2011, 10:10:37 AM
inventor


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 17, 2011, 10:30:39 AM
stolen patent


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 17, 2011, 10:38:54 AM
Copyright laws


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 17, 2011, 10:41:02 AM
Clever intellectual property lawyer


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 17, 2011, 01:14:39 PM
Hit man


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 17, 2011, 03:53:03 PM
Cops


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 17, 2011, 04:26:54 PM
The Bandit and a black Trans Am


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 17, 2011, 05:20:50 PM
Sally Field


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 17, 2011, 06:11:49 PM
Burt Reynolds' roguish attitude.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 17, 2011, 11:55:21 PM
newer movies that wont hire him


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 18, 2011, 09:40:30 AM
Because they can't afford his fee.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 18, 2011, 02:08:59 PM
Celebrity death by some embarrassing means


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 18, 2011, 04:10:50 PM
Media spin


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 18, 2011, 10:24:39 PM
Tabloids


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 18, 2011, 10:38:36 PM
Aliens.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 19, 2011, 02:58:31 AM
Darth Vader


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 20, 2011, 04:31:41 AM
terrible prequels


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 20, 2011, 12:32:24 PM
Extended universe


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 21, 2011, 07:58:33 AM
Distance equal infinity.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 21, 2011, 09:47:57 AM
Travel at the speed of darkness - that is, already being there.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: jackthequestionable on February 21, 2011, 11:50:39 AM
explosives


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 21, 2011, 03:34:20 PM
singularity


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 21, 2011, 03:39:59 PM
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f104/severelyawesome/129161956341864092.gif)


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 21, 2011, 03:41:50 PM
I don't follow...


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 21, 2011, 03:51:01 PM
I don't follow explosives countering the speed of darkness, either.

I'm pretty sure MYTH BUSTED counters everything, though.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 21, 2011, 04:49:01 PM
Yeah, soon as they create a black hole in their garage.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 25, 2011, 07:04:18 AM
Building a light saber in their garage.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 25, 2011, 02:38:21 PM
Not really

Console Reset!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on February 25, 2011, 10:16:09 PM
paper


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 26, 2011, 09:27:19 AM
scissors


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 26, 2011, 02:58:19 PM
lightsaber


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 26, 2011, 03:20:59 PM
Solid projectiles


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 28, 2011, 01:49:02 PM
Neo


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 28, 2011, 02:33:28 PM
Voted #1 worst actor in hollywood


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 28, 2011, 03:04:42 PM
Voted #1


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 28, 2011, 03:26:07 PM
Totalitarian government don't allow votes


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on February 28, 2011, 05:12:53 PM
Sic semper tyranni


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on February 28, 2011, 05:38:52 PM
Dammit, I was thinking of that phrase this morning. Stupid phenomenon, whatever it is called.

IRRELEVANT


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 03, 2011, 03:31:27 PM
Knifed


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 04, 2011, 09:23:18 AM
Trauma plate


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 10, 2011, 09:36:23 AM
emotional trauma


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 10, 2011, 10:13:58 AM
Testosterone.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 10, 2011, 12:33:01 PM
castration


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 10, 2011, 01:03:55 PM
The Man in the Iron Cup


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 12, 2011, 10:16:35 AM
Cat scan


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 12, 2011, 12:22:28 PM
Dogs


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 12, 2011, 07:54:23 PM
Chineese people


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 13, 2011, 02:18:11 PM
55% male population


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 13, 2011, 07:28:18 PM
Massive warfare


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 13, 2011, 09:45:07 PM
cold warfare


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 14, 2011, 11:51:55 AM
Flamethrower


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 14, 2011, 12:42:05 PM
5% males are shaolin monks.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 14, 2011, 01:05:50 PM
And they are burned up by the flamethrower....


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 14, 2011, 02:42:34 PM
Asbestos


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 14, 2011, 03:27:58 PM
Neverending tort liability.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 14, 2011, 04:07:27 PM
The end of the universe


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 14, 2011, 04:14:13 PM
The birth of a new universe


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 14, 2011, 05:14:56 PM
Apathetic deities


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 14, 2011, 06:12:03 PM
Atheistic explanation of the universe


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 18, 2011, 12:35:40 PM
Creationist lobbying


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 18, 2011, 12:57:15 PM
real actual science


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 18, 2011, 02:36:16 PM
MAN EVOLVED FROM THE MIGHTY ASH TREE!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 18, 2011, 02:39:11 PM
Burning trees to ash


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 18, 2011, 02:49:40 PM
Ash turns into the coal for my forge!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 21, 2011, 02:37:52 PM
Ash doesn't burn


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 21, 2011, 02:53:30 PM
Molten lava disagrees.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 23, 2011, 02:20:14 PM
Ocean!!!!!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 23, 2011, 02:35:34 PM
THOR!!!!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 23, 2011, 02:50:50 PM
damn I was totally about to post THOR'S THIRST then I saw you beat me to it.

So how about

CHRISTIANITY


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 23, 2011, 03:20:07 PM
Christ was nailed to a cross. Thor has a hammer.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 23, 2011, 03:21:53 PM
Thor the movie, gonna suck


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 23, 2011, 03:28:59 PM
Sheeple (the movie will make money even if it is bad. Also, black Heimdall).


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 24, 2011, 11:07:11 AM
Kkk protest


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 24, 2011, 09:30:33 PM
Racial integration


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on March 24, 2011, 11:14:43 PM
Fellowship of the Ring


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 25, 2011, 08:51:35 AM
Boromir


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 25, 2011, 01:33:01 PM
6,140,593,040,005 Orcs.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 25, 2011, 02:15:23 PM
Munchkin: Axe Cop version (This is actually real, I forgot to tell you guys).


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 25, 2011, 03:21:02 PM
3rd Grade


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on March 25, 2011, 04:32:09 PM
No one actually writes in cursive after 3rd grade, which is pretty much all they teach you.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on March 25, 2011, 04:59:42 PM
Calligraphy


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on April 11, 2011, 02:19:09 PM
Huh, calligraphy was uncounterable.

Although I'm sure if you have a problem involving calligraphy, the judicious and liberal application of violence would still solve it.

Next post game will start tomorrow.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on April 11, 2011, 02:49:30 PM
Not sure that it was uncounterable so much as I just quit playing. I'm waiting on some activity in some of the actual forum games.

NICK.


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on April 18, 2011, 03:40:39 PM
I counter Nick with REPLIED!


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on April 18, 2011, 04:07:25 PM
I counter replied with LACK OF CONSISTENCY


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Schwindler von Wahrheit on April 18, 2011, 11:16:49 PM
Russia


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Wizard on April 19, 2011, 10:23:35 AM
Gulag


Title: Re: Counter the post above you
Post by: Hoplomancer on April 19, 2011, 10:58:44 AM
The fall of communism


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